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Author: Branislava Jokovic
Tuesday 4th of June 2013 03:21:28 PM

Helloua! Today I decided to brighten your day with some funny condom slogans! Although they might be hilarious, I think the message is quite clear - and incredibly important-: Protect yourself (and your partner)! But for now.. You can have a laugh with these creative lovemaking slogans!


Cover your stump before you hump.

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

Don't be a prick, Cover your dick.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection! Protect your erection.

Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

A crank with armor, will never harm her.

If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye.

Dont be a dummy, Cum on her tummy.

Even If she's eager, protect her beaver.

 

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